Today I bought a gizmo. There’s
a warranty, I see.
It’s very brief. Not so of the list
Of questions posed for me.
The makers want my name, address.
They want the dealer’s too.
The type of store? My hometown’s size?
What color were the salesman’s eyes?
How numerous the queries that
The warrantors devise.
How few the situations where
Their warranty applies!
(mike mitchell)
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Comments
Well Mike I don’t know why they would ask these questions when they could have just looked them up on Facebook.;-) Had to smile as I read you poem.
Color of the salesman’s eyes, that’s about the true of it!
lols…nice poem…ur rgt…some questions are pointless, arent they?
Pointless, yes…as in the warranty as implied. Thanks!